Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Harry Potter! OMG!

OMG! the new harry potter book is out! OMFG!!!

so without giving anything away and spoiling it for those who havent finished reading it, ron marries herpies and harry becomes pregnant. gordon gimpweed gets turned into a toad by the evil witch vordbitch. dumbdinger and dubby fall down a cliff but dubby's double chin saves the day. gibblygibb finds the secret potion of eternal everlasting snot and picks his nose happily ever after. Mr.Snitsnatsnob sat on his arse...again...while the dark lords army ran rampant but they were eventually defeated thanks to some cunt sacrificing himself....

you would have thought this wizard and ork crap would have gotten old by now...but alas human nature has a tendancy towards fantasy kind of stuff. great stuff for kids but grown adults wetting their pants for this stuff...im sure a psychologist or philosopher could write some interesting stuff on the appeal of wizards.

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