in a few years time, when all the ice in the poles melt, ireland will be under water. i got into a time machine today to see what it will be like and it doesnt look too good. well, at least the spire is been put to good use as a lighthouse. i caught up with a senior fianna fail minister to get his reaction to this sea-change and the impact it will have on Irelands's economy:
"I see no cause for alarm. I completely disagree that we are under water. The papers are making a mountain out of a molehill. Our policies on tackling global warming have been successful and we will see them through to their completion in 2800. As we have said, Ireland will never go under water, at least not when we are in power...Now, where's my private boat...."
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