Sunday, May 20, 2007

autobiography #1 - jack osbourne

im starting a series of reviews of a few autobiographys that we, the public are so privileged to be able to read. not that im going to actually read one of them. but anyway...


#1 jack osbourne - 21 years gone






















"'The revealing book lifts the lid on Ozzy's son's unconventional childhood and his recovery from addiction."


so here we have a spoilt git who sits around playing computer games all day. his dad gives him a pile of money and he goes out and blows it on drugs and partys etc. does a little bit too much drugs. mother sends him to an expensive rehab place. where he recuperates by....playing computer games. now he's clean. he beat it. beat his inner demons. we all have so much to learn from jack - make sure you're born to rich parents and you can party all day and then write a book about it and make a few million squid.

rating - 2/10. 2 marks for being ozzy osbourne's son. doesnt give you a right to write a book about it but you have to by default get some marks for it.

if you bought this book kick yourself hard in the nuts. To rectify your mistake go out and buy the "Paranoid" album by black sabbath.

meanwhile here is some ozzy magic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNppqUotW94

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